Morten Schmidt-Petersen

En kinesisk munk havde hørt om en gammel japansk bueskytte der havde perfektioneret hans teknik så meget at han kun bar rundt på to pile. Munken opsøgte ham og spurgte ham hvorfor han bar rundt på to pile. Bueskytten svarede at mere behøvede han ikke for at ramme målet. Der gik et lang stykke tid og tilfældigvis stødte munken på bueskytten igen, denne gang havde han kun en pil. Munken måtte konstatere at han jo måtte være blevet dygtigere siden sidst. Et par år efter hører munken at Bueskytten igen er på egnen og opsøger ham, han finder ham siddende på en eng.

Nogensinde oplevet fejlen med "Server Execution Failure" i Windows Vista eller Windows 7? Her er løsningen:

1. Tryk på Start > Alle Programmer > Tilbehør
2. Find ikonet "Kommandoprompt", højreklik og vælg "Kør som Administrator"
3. Skriv net localgroup "Administrators" "NT Authority\Local Service" /add og tryk Enter
4. Genstart computeren
5. Problemet skulle herefter være løst. :-D

There was a man who had worked all his life and had saved
all of his money. He loved money more than just about any-
thing, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now lis-
ten, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it
in the casket with me, because I want to take my money with
me to the afterlife." His wife promised him with all her heart
that when he died, she would put the money in the casket
with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife
was dressed in black and sitting next to her closest friend.

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with the main computer. He
dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the
inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, “Is your daddy home?” “Yes,” whispered the small
voice. “May I talk with him?” the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, “No, he’s busy.”

Here's to the crazy ones.
the misfits.
The rebels.
The troublemakers.
The round pegs in the square holes.
The ones who see things differently.
They're not fond of rules.
And they have no respect for the status quo.

You can praise them, disagree with them, quote them, disbelieve them, glorify them or vilify them.
About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

Because they change things
They invent.
They imagine.
They heal.
They explore.
They create.
They inspire.
They push the human race forward.

Maybe they have to be crazy.

Michael var den type, som man elsker at hade.
Han var altid i godt humør og havde altid noget positivt at sige.
Når nogen spurgte ham, hvordan han havde det, svarede han:
'Hvis jeg havde det bedre, ville jeg ha' været tvillinger.'

Han var en naturlig inspirator.
Hvis en af de ansatte havde en dårlig dag, var Michael der og fortalte
den ansatte, hvordan man kunne se det positive i situationen.
Jeg blev nysgerrig og en dag spurgte jeg ham: 'Hvordan gør du det?'
Michael svarede: 'Hver morgen vågner jeg og siger til mig selv: Du har
to valgmuligheder i dag. Du kan vælge at være i godt humør eller du kan
vælge at være i dårligt humør. Jeg vælger at være i godt humør.
Hver gang, der sker noget slemt, kan jeg vælge at være et offer eller
jeg kan vælge at lære af det. Jeg vælger at lære.
Hver gang nogen kommer til mig og klager, kan jeg vælge at acceptere
deres klager eller jeg kan vælge at pege på de positive sider i livet.
Jeg vælger de positive sider i livet.'

An American businessman took a vacation to a small coastal Mexican village on doctor’s orders. Unable to sleep after an urgent phone call from the office the first morning, he walked out to the pier to clear his head. A small boat with just one fisherman had docked, and inside the boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish.

“How long did it take you to catch them?” the American asked.

“Only a little while,” the Mexican replied in surprisingly good English.

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